December 2009
14 posts
MY INTERNET SUCKS
muppetpants:
samestuff:
I can’t even watch youtube.
FUCK YOU VERZION!
I’m switching to Comcast. At least they are honest about how they’ll fuck you.
Also: I’d feel a little safer if we switched, considering Verizon just sent us a letter that I’d got caught for downloading The Hangover. Maybe even get cable?
Yes Sir!
I’ll make all the calls tomorrow.
Verizon’s nice letter,...
MY INTERNET SUCKS
I can’t even watch youtube.
FUCK YOU VERZION!
I’m switching to Comcast. At least they are honest about how they’ll fuck you.
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Putting Shadwfax out to Greener Pastures.
I consider myself a responsible person. For some things, at least. I am not a fan of paying for things. AT&T frequently cuts off my phone because I forget to pay the bill. This happens about every three months. Things like student loans and credit cards I pay off in time. Parking tickets are a different story.
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Mexican Transportation
One day I got into my car and drove. I ended up back in DC, but that happened two months later. I had a friend with me too. We had a “trip” planned for about three weeks. Just driving. We made it to Mexico. I should say that I am horrible at languages. I can’t speak a word of Spanish, so I was lucky that my friend was born and raised in Mexico.
The roads in Mexico are in a weird...
I carry around a twig in my bag.
Its true, I do. Here is a crappy iPhone photo:
There is a story. It doesn’t really explain why the twig is in my bag though.
I walk home most days, unless I have my bike or it is raining hard. In my walk I pass a tree (lots of them actually), and on that tree was this twig. It didn’t have any leaves on it, and when I walking, only half paying attention to the world, I frequently...
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“It doesn’t matter. If you get eaten by a lion, I get fired. If I shoot you, I get fired. One requires more reports to headquarters, but I can’t remember which one. I’ll find out and let you know.”
They are very entertaining. Read them in order. You’ll probably learn something too. I apologise for that.